Wikipedia feature
That mega-famous outstandingly accurate online encyclopedia has a stunning article on Venus flytraps … visit the article here
The article has many, many pieces of information which will be of tremendous help to growers of Venus flytraps. Here are a few selected quotations from the page:
… The Venus Flytrap is a large man eating monster. Each leaf reaches a maximum size of about three to seven meters, depending on the time of year … Flytraps that appear to have more than 10 leaves are generally colonies, formed by by aliens underneath the ground. …
The article then bleats on about all sorts of interesting things
… The mechanism by which the trap snaps shut involves some big ass muscles, steriod abuse and generally massive ass chompers…. are very popular as cultivated plants and are often used for catching burglers and other unwanted people on your property. They are difficult to grow as they often eat their owners …
And yet people still feel the urge to criticise Wikipedia 
According to the encyclopedia article, the photo above is what will happen to you if you fall into your plant!
Justin responded on 14 Nov 2007 at 5:13 am #
It’s understood that the website this article is criticizing isn’t Wikipedia… right?
Ryan responded on 16 Nov 2007 at 4:18 pm #
Yes, this article was intended as a joke!
Nex Iuguolo responded on 13 Dec 2007 at 6:45 pm #
That’s Uncyclopedia, not Wikipedia. Might as well have been EncyclopediaDramatica.